My Really Awkward Neighbours

Consider this a rant. Seriously.

I have no clue where they are from, their origin. Somewhere in the east of India I think.

They are quite ignorant people, They always, believe me, ALWAYS leave the elevator gates partly opened & I'm the one who gets a call from the watchman to go & close it, as my neighbours couldn't afford what, an Intercom?

They speak with a pretty weird accent too. They are a family of 4. that includes two kids. One of them is small, cuddly & cute, so I have particularly no problems against her. There's another girl. Maybe she's in the 2nd-3rd. She enjoys watching Doraemon & Shinchan and various other cartoons at such high decibels, that the entire colony is alarmed of the fact that she's watching tv. What's even more annoying is the fact that she has this weird habit of knocking on my door & then running away. It seriously angers me, but what can I possibly do about it? I can't take my rifle & threaten her, can I?

Her Mom is even more strange. She speaks with such a bamboozled accent, it feels like she's seducing(in a totally "turn-off" way) you at the end of every sentence. Stretching the last words, giving it a melody, what not.

It just get's worse. They have these kind of "get-togethers" wherein a big, really big group comes over & watches a bhojpuri movie together on an age-old stuttering dvd on steroids.The sounds from such movies are so annoying, you literally wish lightning strikes them. They aren't even that friendly. They will come asking for "Gum, Rubber, Paper, Pen, Pencil & probably every type of stationery, you can imagine". And when nothing is required, they won't even greet you with a sober smile or even a gentle "hi". Just "neglect" is their basic attitude. They have over 100 pujas in a month. I have no idea, how many sins do they have to confess for, or how much well-being/fortune can you possibly ask for?

They are the best examples of really stupid neighbours. So Stupid, that I had to write a blog about it.

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